Another Eye-Roller

I wonder why I never seem to get lucky enough to find anything really cool that will earn me my well-deserved fifteen minutes of fame. I mean, couldn't it have been me that found the Virgin Mary in my grilled cheese sandwich? Instead, some lady gets it. Or how about seeing Jesus in a tree? I have trees nearby! But no, it appears for a Hindu man (now THAT seems unfair)! Why, even in my own area I can't be the one to find Mary in the salt-water runoff under the Kennedy Expressway!

Those are old examples, so maybe the next one is for me! Sigh, a holy figure has once again chosen to appear in food in order to reveal Truth to mere mortals. Yes, Christ has now surfaced in some guy's manicotti. Once again, I miss out. I must be deficient somehow. I never could see any of the hidden images in those hated Magic Eye puzzles (dinosaur my butt). Then again, maybe it isn't me, maybe it is them! Pareidolia, anyone?